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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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