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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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