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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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