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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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