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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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