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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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