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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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