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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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