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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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