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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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