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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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