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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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