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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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