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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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