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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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