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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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