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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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