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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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