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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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