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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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