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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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