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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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