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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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