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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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