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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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