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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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