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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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