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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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