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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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