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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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