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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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