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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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