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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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