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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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