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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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