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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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