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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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