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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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