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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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