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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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