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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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