Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.