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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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