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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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