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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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