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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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