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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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