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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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