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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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