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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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