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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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