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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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